horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru
i think we can all agree we’re tired of rich and/or famous ‘post-racial’ black men
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop